job interview
Nov. 28th, 2006 06:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bonny_kateThings I wish I could say at a job interview when answering those same annoying questions . . .
Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: Kryptonite. Green Kryptonite.
. . .
In: Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert?
Me: It depends. I used to be a complete introvert, but then I invented a chemical formula based on the Jeckel and Hyde model which turned me for short periods of time into a complete extrovert. But I'm taking medicine now, so I'm normal most of the time.
. . .
In: Tell me about a time when you were in a group project, and someone wasn't pulling their weight. What did you do?
Me: Well, there was this one time that I can remember when I was part of a team of superheros, because it was one of those situations where it needed more than one of us to save the world. Anyways, here we are, and one team member, I won't say who in case you've heard of them, is just sitting around. We're irritated, because here we are running around trying to find their headquarters, and researching their weakness, and so on, and he's just relaxing at the headquarters watching T.V. and eating chips. So I talked it over with the other team members, and since we all felt the same way, we went to this person and told them that they really needed to start working, or the world would be destroyed. But they didn't handle it very well, and went storming out and the evil agency killed them because they hadn't stayed to learn the fatal flaw that the rest of us knew. So I guess the situation kind of resolved itself.
. . .
In: What is your greatest strength?
Me: I don't know. I've never measured it.
. . .
In: Why should we give you this job?
Me: Why not?
. . .
In: Do you have any other questions?
Me: Why do they call them quarks?
See everyone later, sorry I haven't been around much. Got a job, been working. Have had no time.
Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
Me: Kryptonite. Green Kryptonite.
. . .
In: Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert?
Me: It depends. I used to be a complete introvert, but then I invented a chemical formula based on the Jeckel and Hyde model which turned me for short periods of time into a complete extrovert. But I'm taking medicine now, so I'm normal most of the time.
. . .
In: Tell me about a time when you were in a group project, and someone wasn't pulling their weight. What did you do?
Me: Well, there was this one time that I can remember when I was part of a team of superheros, because it was one of those situations where it needed more than one of us to save the world. Anyways, here we are, and one team member, I won't say who in case you've heard of them, is just sitting around. We're irritated, because here we are running around trying to find their headquarters, and researching their weakness, and so on, and he's just relaxing at the headquarters watching T.V. and eating chips. So I talked it over with the other team members, and since we all felt the same way, we went to this person and told them that they really needed to start working, or the world would be destroyed. But they didn't handle it very well, and went storming out and the evil agency killed them because they hadn't stayed to learn the fatal flaw that the rest of us knew. So I guess the situation kind of resolved itself.
. . .
In: What is your greatest strength?
Me: I don't know. I've never measured it.
. . .
In: Why should we give you this job?
Me: Why not?
. . .
In: Do you have any other questions?
Me: Why do they call them quarks?
See everyone later, sorry I haven't been around much. Got a job, been working. Have had no time.
